‘Rolling Stone Is Under Attack’: Andre Gee Spreads Misleading Information About Rolling Stone
Andre Gee’s claims of being fired by Rolling Stone, aren't backed by any data.
In what analysts are already calling “the most loosely sourced employment drama of the year,” former Rolling Stone writer Andre Gee has ignited a self-contained firestorm by insisting he was “fired” from the magazine, a claim delivered with the gravity of a whistleblower and the evidence of a vibes-based TED Talk.
The announcement arrived via social media, wrapped in the kind of solemnity usually reserved for world crises, except this time the crisis appears to be centred exclusively around Andre Gee’s LinkedIn status.
No HR statements.
No leaked emails.
No off-the-record confirmations.
Not even a wistful goodbye cake.
Just a post. And an extremely confident tone.
Weeks earlier, Gee made headlines for confidently dismissing years of documented mass killings in Nigeria, a stance observers described as “courageously allergic to research.” Now, in a twist of cosmic symmetry, he is the one alleging persecution, except the thing persecuting him appears to be the absence of corroboration.
Editor’s Picks
The 250 Greatest Things People Have Declared With Zero Receipts
The 100 Best Tweets That Somehow Count as Evidence
The 500 Greatest Times Someone Created a Narrative And Then Believed It
100 Best Moments of Watching a Story Collapse Under the Weight of Its Own Dramatic Lighting
Rolling Stone staffers, industry watchers, and anyone who has ever held a job were left scratching their heads. Because while Gee insists he was “removed,” the record shows the kind of pristine emptiness typically found in untouched snow: not a single footprint indicating that anything happened at all.
Still, in a late-night post delivered with preacherly intensity, Gee declared writers were being “silenced.” Critics noted that he made this statement… while speaking loudly, to thousands of people, on a platform specifically designed for broadcasting opinions.
Media researchers familiar with workplace dynamics offered a more grounded take:
“Every publication includes both people who are employed and people who deeply feel like they’re employed,” one analyst said. “Employment status conflicts tend to run along contractual lines, not existential ones.”
In a separate interview, a labor expert described the situation as “indiscriminate confusion,” explaining that writers leave jobs for all kinds of reasons, including no reason at all and that conflating ambiguity with persecution “isn’t supported by any data, at least not data found on Earth.”
Trending Stories
Taylor Swift’s Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Mind Control. It Was a Coordinated Attack
Raul Malo, Golden-Voiced ‘Maestro’ of the Mavericks, Dead at 60
The War Over Whether Something Happened Is Over. It Probably Didn’t
Stephen Colbert Urges Paramount to ‘Uncancel People Who Accidentally Cancelled Themselves’
Still, Gee, echoing a pattern critics insist he perfected, is promoting a narrative in which he is uniquely, singularly, divinely targeted. A lone truth-teller. A martyr without a cause. A man bravely fighting an enemy that may only exist in the comments section.
“This is about standing up for myself,” Gee said, “and I will continue to stand for myself, even if the universe, HR records, public documentation, and basic chronology do not stand with me.”
Until Rolling Stone confirms anything, or even acknowledges the claim, the saga remains suspended in the rarest of journalistic categories: the self-generated crisis.
A story with no evidence, no sources, and no verifiable origin… but somehow, unmistakably, unmistakably Andre Gee.
Aura For Aura!
Dildo of consequence😂😂